Danny Baker - Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

Wed 15 Apr 2026 7:30PM

Wed 15 Apr 2026

7:30PM

Quays Theatre

Presented by Phil McIntyre Live LTD

"Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!

Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!

★★★★★ "A raft of cracking anecdotes" Mail on Sunday

★★★★ "Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots" Evening Standard

★★★★ "Entertaining audiences with stories that are eclectic" The I

"Baker is at ease on stage” The Times

"It's hard not to marvel at the flow” The Guardian

Age Recommendation: 14+

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