REWRITES: Jeezus!

Tue 27 Oct 2026 - Fri 30 Oct 2026

Falling for Jesus is a mortal sin, but damn it feels good!

In 1990s Peru, a brutal military coup ushers in a decade of dictatorship under the rule of Alberto Fujimori. In the home of General José and his devoted wife María, altar boy Jesús prepares diligently for his first communion. But as the biggest day of his adolescent life approaches, the hot man on the cross makes him feel something…unholy.

Catholic guilt collides with unrepentant queerness in this sinful, heart-pounding mix of live music, dark humour, and Latin heat. If Bo Burnham, Bad Bunny, and Bertolt Brecht had a baby, this would be it.

JEEZUS! is the smash hit debut from award-winning migrant-led company Alpaqa. Bulging with new songs and Big D*ck Energy, the show returns to London after taking the Edinburgh Fringe by storm – this time hotter, sweatier, and even more unhinged.


This is the second coming - let's burn in hell!

Winner of the 2025 Untapped Award and The Stage Fringe Five 

Additional Information

  • Age Recommendation: 16+
  • Content Warning: Scenes of a sexual nature, strong language, reinterpretation/sexualisation of religious symbols, homophobic language.

REWRITES showcases new musicals at the start of their journey to the stage – a platform that puts shows on their feet and in front of an audience for the first time. 

A mix of new touring shows, works-in-progress, concert performances and short preview-style ‘curtain raisers’, you will get to be a part of something special, right at the beginning!

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