Kill The Beast's Directors Cut

Wed 30 October - Thu 31 October

Kill The Beast: Director's Cut

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30 Oct


From: £0.00


31 Oct


From: £14.50

Welcome to the worst film never made. Thankfully, there’s only one scene left to shoot.

The fire has been contained, the wigs have been sterilised, and the star has been replaced after The Accident. Surely, nothing else can be waiting in the dark…

‘Noises Off’ meets ‘The Exorcist’, ‘Carrie’ meets ‘Singin’ In The Rain’, the award winning creators of The Boy Who Kicked Pigs, He Had Hairy Hands and Don’t Wake The Damp return to The Lowry this Halloween with a brand new tale of haunted Hollywood hilarity.

Venue: Quays Theatre

Duration: 1 hour 10 mins no interval


‘A ridiculous, well-timed, triumphant comedy horror’​

The Skinny

‘Majestically daft and incredibly funny​’ 

The Stage

‘Furiously silly’

The List

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Pre - Theatre Dining

Enjoy pre-theatre dining for just £23 for two courses or £29 for three courses! Reserve your table when selecting your theatre seats.